Ahhhhh...

Monday morning started with this:

Followed by this:

Ginger and Lemongrass Rub:

2 hours

Be prepared to be sent off to "la la land." You will begin with a brisk rub down with freshly grated ginger, lemongrass and warmed detoxifying oils. We'll wrap you and let you bake peacefully for 20 minutes. Then we will unwrap you, brush off the ginger and lemongrass and massage for 90 minutes. (We will be there to lend a hand when you can't remove yourself from the table.)

And no, they weren't kidding when they said "la la land...."