Wons

This afternoon, at approximately 4:45 pm, the beloved snowman affectionately known as Wons ('snow' backwards) keeled over and passed away.

At 4:20, initially complaining of some chest pain and leaning to the left, SNUD (student nurse)Rachel tried to assist by massaging his left side and trying to push him back to the right. (he was leaning!)

All attempts failed. At 4:45, Wons was found to have suffered from a major attack, falling onto his side, his body separating into three distinct sections. Attempts at CPR & reattachment were fruitless.

Please contact Mother Nature for funeral arrangements.